Question: do you like my joke? god made a new rule that when you go to heaven you have to have a bad day, one guy arrives at the gates and god said what was your day like and he said well i got home from work and i found my wife was cheating on me so i looked every where for the guy that she was cheating on me with and i found him hanging off the ballcony so i stamped on his fingers so he fell off but he didnt die so i through a fridge at him but while doing so i had a heart attack and died, and god said that seems pretty bad you can go in. the second guy came along and god said the same thing and he said well i was exisising on my treed mill and i pressed a button for it to go faster and it went out of control and flung me out of the window luckley i grabbed hold of the ballcony below but then some idiot ame and stammped on my fingers my fall wasnt to hi so i survived but then he through a fridge on me, god then said well that seems bad so you better go in then. the third guy came along and he was half naked and god said well what was you day like then, looking at him in suprise, and he said amagine this i was in a fridge.

Asked by gashman123 to Marion, Niknam, Ruth, Steve on 5 Oct 2010 in Categories: About.

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